This is real life

This is real life

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collegehumor:

Steve Martin Opens Park
Well, here;s the best park ever designed.

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Steve Martin Opens Park

Well, here;s the best park ever designed.

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Man Hits Bear
That’s what he gets for trying to read my texts.

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Man Hits Bear

That’s what he gets for trying to read my texts.

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Taxidermy Motorcycle
They say every animal it hits becomes a part of it.

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Taxidermy Motorcycle

They say every animal it hits becomes a part of it.

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Kid Caught Looking Up Girls’ Skirts
Yep, yep everything seems to in order here. Good thing I checked.

collegehumor:

Kid Caught Looking Up Girls’ Skirts

Yep, yep everything seems to in order here. Good thing I checked.

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Your Favorite Doctors Weigh In on the Healthcare Ruling [Click to continue reading]
This morning, the Supreme Court announced their decision to uphold the majority of President Obama’s Affordable Care Act, including the controversial individual mandate, which will require nearly all Americans to purchase health insurance. Here to give their thoughts are some of our most prominent medical professionals.

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Your Favorite Doctors Weigh In on the Healthcare Ruling [Click to continue reading]

This morning, the Supreme Court announced their decision to uphold the majority of President Obama’s Affordable Care Act, including the controversial individual mandate, which will require nearly all Americans to purchase health insurance. Here to give their thoughts are some of our most prominent medical professionals.

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scottlava:

“I do believe Marsellus Wallace, my husband, your boss, told you to take ME out and do WHATEVER I WANTED. Now I wanna dance, I wanna win. I want that trophy, so dance good.”

scottlava:

I do believe Marsellus Wallace, my husband, your boss, told you to take ME out and do WHATEVER I WANTED. Now I wanna dance, I wanna win. I want that trophy, so dance good.

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Delorean Limo
Proms? Where we’re going, we don’t need proms.

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Delorean Limo

Proms? Where we’re going, we don’t need proms.

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Fart Kontrol
Expect abdominal pains for the next 2-18 km.

collegehumor:

Fart Kontrol

Expect abdominal pains for the next 2-18 km.

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Karate Kick Does Not Go as Expected [Click to animate]
Not what I was expecting, but still very effective. 

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Karate Kick Does Not Go as Expected [Click to animate]

Not what I was expecting, but still very effective. 

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